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The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch)

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Subscribe for more short comedy sketches & films: http://bit.ly/laurisb Funny business meeting illustrating how hard it is for an engineer to fit into the corporate world! Watch the next episodes: http://bit.ly/SquareProjectEp1, http://bit.ly/SquareProjectEp2 & http://bit.ly/SquareProjectEp3 Starring: Orion Lee, James Marlowe, Abdiel LeRoy, Ewa Wojcik, Tatjana Sendzimir. Subtitles available in many, many languages (enable them using the "Subtitles/Closed Captions" button). A big thank-you to everyone who translated! You can add new subtitles here: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_video?v=BKorP55Aqvg Written & Directed by Lauris Beinerts Based on a short story "The Meeting" by Alexey Berezin Produced by Connor Snedecor & Lauris Beinerts Director of Photography: Matthew Riley Sound Recordist: Simon Oldham Production Designer: Karina Beinerte 1st Assistant Director: James Hanline Make-up Artist: Emily Russell Editor: Connor Snedecor Sound Designer: James Bryant Colourist: Janis Stals Animator: Benjamin Charles The original short story "The Meeting" (in Russian): http://alex-aka-jj.livejournal.com/66984.html The Expert shirt campaign is over, but let me know if you'd be interested, you can check it here: https://bonfire.com/the-expert We made this video using: - Canon 7D camera: http://amzn.to/1FuXXVv - Final Cut Pro 7: http://amzn.to/1Lt7UrZ - Web-based Cyrillic converter: http://2cyr.com/ - The Hospital Club premises for a stage test (only partially recorded...): http://thehospitalclub.com/ - Libre Office Calc to make sense of the shot list... - 7 different markers and an empty juice pack to get the right sound - A bottle of single malt whiskey Funny short comedy films / sketches / skits & any other videos / movies made by Lauris Beinerts. If you like to laugh, subscribe for new (albeit irregular) videos! Семь красных линий Гуманитарий и инженер Дизайнер и заказчик 工程师心里的痛只有工程师能懂 史上最悲催工程师 如何用透明笔画出红色线条 #ShortComedySketch #expert
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Lauris Beinerts (11 месяцев назад)
Check out the new episodes of The Expert: Square Project! http://bit.ly/SquareProjectEp1 http://bit.ly/SquareProjectEp2 http://bit.ly/SquareProjectEp3
jow ww (4 дня назад)
Volodymyr Lisivka oh my.Just saw the solution after googling. It is indeed possible. Woah
Volodymyr Lisivka (4 дня назад)
+jow ww It is even more funny when you look up solutions on Google. Just Google "7 red lines" for images. I found 3 valid solutions.
jow ww (4 дня назад)
Lauris Beinerts does this have any continuation? This is so funny 😄
jamie Allen1977 (1 месяц назад)
you are my hero
Евтишенков Игорь (2 месяца назад)
Hi Lauris, I wonder if I may use your footage for my English-teaching mobile application? I need kust video without sound. What are the terms and conditions? Can you let me know, please: eigor6971501@yandex.ru
Rand U (9 часов назад)
Hilarious and insane at the same time.
Damp Rabbit (13 часов назад)
Picasso did a number of drawings of animals using a single line. Just saying.
Eric Aditya (20 часов назад)
Can I.... Can I destroy something? This video really ticked me off.
donald parker (1 день назад)
I notice that there is no pitcher of water glasses for anybody on the table. What kind of meeting is this???? I'm going on stress leave.
Leo Timtom (1 день назад)
This is too long for my attention span.
ali abdullah (1 день назад)
First time bots have suggested me a good video
Lauris Beinerts (17 часов назад)
Now, who's a good bot?! * goes to pet the bots *
Naga Ratna (1 день назад)
This is exactly what happens in every corporate meeting !
xomthood (1 день назад)
I've sat through meetings just about this bad.
Peter Shen (2 дня назад)
This can actually be done by constructing 7 lines that are orthogonal to each other in 7 dimensions
Dino (2 дня назад)
it hurts to watch. I feel for the expert
wade5941 (2 дня назад)
Sadly, this type of rhetoric in the business is more prevalent than many of us would believe.
Itai Eiron (3 дня назад)
He could draw three perpendicular lines on a sphere
SmartK8 (3 дня назад)
In my life there's just one more terrible thing than these "expert meeting" situations. It is having almost perfect memory. Ordinarily, people remember so little and they don't even realize it. It's hell for me. It's like living with an Alzheimer patient, except the whole world has Alzheimer and you don't. If you tell them week later that we agreed on this and that (verbatim exactly what they've said), they look at you like you're trying to trick them.. they didn't agree to that as far as they remember! It's the same look you see in documentaries about Alzheimer patients. Who moved these keys from here to there?! Is someone playing tricks on me?! Oh, it was me you say? Impossible! It would be half that bad to just suffer their forgetfulness (something you could get used to), but the worst half is they go ballistic/paranoid aggression on you for remembering what they can't. They simply don't believe you and as an evidence they ask other people around (who also do forget) to confirm that they didn't say it. And sadly... they do confirm it. So in the end you look like a crazy person, who's making things up (lying) and also trying to trick others intentionally. Of course you learn to not tell. But what can you do, if you superior asks you to do a thing, you do it in a week exactly as specified and by that time your superior remembers he told you something else entirely (it changed in his brain to what he needs now, but he remembers it as if he told me this originally week earlier). You have to tell then to explain why you did what you did and then it goes mental. Luckily you can ask people to send you a mail that lists and confirms all we agreed and this solved work issues mostly.
McOsiris Mahim (3 дня назад)
Nothing but OMFG! LMFAO
jadoo dookun (3 дня назад)
Brilliant lol, made my Sunday morning!
in.searchofexcel (4 дня назад)
Surely he can do anything.....😂
Jose (4 дня назад)
i thought only in spain hapen this situations lol the world it's full of idiots in charge
Sweeny among the nightingales (4 дня назад)
This brilliant video shows exactly what the problem of 'management' is. The Harvard Business School - which years ago promoted the idea of swarm intelligence - should have a link from their website to this video so that their students can discuss this farcical management structure and method.
NounourSOAD (5 дней назад)
Just had this meeting. Then got remarks from hierarchy because i didn't show enough confidence in the project in front of clients. Fuck off all.
Bob Denny (5 дней назад)
Perfect!!! Portlandia for dysfunctional companies. The water glasses are the first hint. Actually affects anyone who actually DOES the work in such a company, not just engineers.
OMKARI BHANU KRISHNA (5 дней назад)
This is exactly what happens on MONDAY meeting 'Exactly the same BOSSES'😫😭 Ohhhh god I hate Monday meetings
Koala (5 дней назад)
Well seven lines can be perpendicular to each other if they are drawn in every dimension. So yes its possible. And red ink can be mixed with green and blue still being red. And transparency is letting every light form through thereby its red aswell! Gotcha the expert should be fired.
Andrew Halliwell (5 дней назад)
Ye-essss.... It is possible. the research into a accesing higher dimensions alone would require a budget in the billions. I could produce some estimates... As for the green lines becoming red... Another few billion in Near light travel. You'll have your logo. Most expensive sculpture in history.
snehal kumar (5 дней назад)
Geometry... Just ignore it :D LMFAO
James Wray (5 дней назад)
the customer is not always right. they are often clueless. this is why they need us. been here many times.
AI fan (5 дней назад)
been there you give them 7 red lines and pretend that they are perpendicular and drawn in whatever ink. Charge $1.57 million They key is to get the price right. Then they know you're serious.
Rock Rabin (5 дней назад)
😂😂😂😂
The Ghost (5 дней назад)
Watching again, I missed the comedy the first time.
[] (5 дней назад)
Whoever couldn't make up a meaningless sentence in time gets to clean the toilet :D
sdb (5 дней назад)
this 2019, my iq is minus 4 since then..aargh..for all this years i believe red ink will produce red whatever, it turns out its blue!! this is conspiracy all public school is brainwashing institution that force us to be fish so we can climb a god damn tree..
The Light (6 дней назад)
this happens in real life trust me i am an expert
tom araya (6 дней назад)
damnnnnnnn!!!!!! awesome
Stefan Kaitschick (6 дней назад)
The best part: when the second lady starts to faintly grasp that perpendicularity has nothing to do with color, the other morons hold her back.
Bassam salim (6 дней назад)
If I were in his shoes I would have left the job.
WARPHEAD (6 дней назад)
Thank God I'm out of all that bull-sh*t.
Oslier (6 дней назад)
Draw the lines on 7 dimensional sphere. Solved
1980Baldeagle (6 дней назад)
In the Marine Corps the OIC and Top would have similar meetings and demands. We nod, and went and did whatever the farck we needed to do to get the job done. Otherwise you would spend half the day playing what if games and arguing about who's idea was best.
bikebudha01 (6 дней назад)
oh my god this is good...
Alex Augustine (6 дней назад)
Things Asians have to deal with...!!
Jonathan Verna (7 дней назад)
6:11 that is the face of someone thinking about shooting you from across the table (justly so)
Frank van Schie (7 дней назад)
You can find someone who will sell you what you want, but you won't find anyone who can make what you want.
Jesse Chao (7 дней назад)
The Asian looking guy is the expert lol how real
Oli Vyae (7 дней назад)
I don't know if this was supposed to be funny, but all I got from this was anxiety.
sherry armstrong (7 дней назад)
Yes!!!! Please tell Jack to Rock the Box https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyxYMRHLEo4
Fuz Capp (7 дней назад)
How did they get hidden cameras into the creative meetings at Australian Radio Network?
Apakhumhe Emmanuel (7 дней назад)
😂 😂 😂
Shizumi Munyu (8 дней назад)
Triggered, need pillow in the form of a kitten to hug.
Louigi Verona (8 дней назад)
There's clearly no Product in the room. Because no one has so far asked _why_ do they need the lines :D
Ali Abbas (8 дней назад)
To What?.... I have watched it over 100 times now, never gets old. Superb depiction of Tech Guy in Corporate world
Megha Gaonkar (8 дней назад)
Can you draw a line in the form of kitten? Poor expert... This is the best video which says what happens in corporate world...
shmelmafinga (8 дней назад)
I tried my hand at consulting. Now I'm a plumber.
Adrian Mills (9 дней назад)
IT guy here: some of my days feel like this.
Earl Chaney (9 дней назад)
Are used to do commercials, (that nobody would remember now but anyway) for that company I did at least 80 national commercials, that's right 80. The company was very down to earth and smart, however the people that came in let's say Kraft for example or Coca-Cola. Where exactly like these people in this video, they would be on set asking me the actor things like can you say two lines at the same time. I'm not kidding folks. So I literally just learn to talk really fast. Everyone was happy with the obnoxious request from the lady who requested two lines at the same time but she was not. And I laugh now and I am not exaggerating when I say I had to actually explain to her that it's impossible for any human to say to completely different lines of dialogue at the same time. But because this was early on in the campaign, everyone did not want to upset this outside vendor so we pretended to try. I've never fought back tears so hard after someone had called action before in my life. From laughing of course. Sorry for the long story, my point is this video is right on point and hilarious.
athene noctua (9 дней назад)
КТО ОТ ПОПАНИ СТАВИМ ЛУКАСА ВАНУС СВОЕМУ БАТЕ
JIEXA (9 дней назад)
КТО ОТ ПАПИЧА?
Lauris Beinerts (5 дней назад)
Все
Imre Fabian (10 дней назад)
I have, in my career as software developer, encountered many times commissions like this. Clients that did not now what the wanted, let alone what they needed, with constantly changing perspectives. And on the other side of the table accountmanagers that had totally no understanding of software development, not even what software is or can do, promising the impossible for an unreasonable low price. Where I cannot blame the clients, as they were no experts, I despised those account managers and their lackeys totally.
Nigel Guest (9 дней назад)
In many ways, this borrows from the long-running American cartoon, Dilbert.
walkür (10 дней назад)
excelent
behnamasid2 (10 дней назад)
I can make everything perpendicular in a non Euclidean surface.
Nigel Guest (9 дней назад)
If you use enough spatial dimensions.
Nigel Guest (10 дней назад)
OMG, it reminds me of why I became an independent consultant. As an employee, you say Yes, Sir/Ma'am. As a consultant, you say, no problem, and it will cost you about a million dollars.
Nigel Guest (10 дней назад)
I suppose you could read racism and misogyny into this video, but I think the idiot white consultant chiefs cancel that out.
Sabrina Johns (10 дней назад)
Why is this humanity
Alia Gonzalez (10 дней назад)
Feel like this guy EVERYDAY day of my life!
Xiaoyinzheng Ji (2 дня назад)
You just randomly draw 7 lines and tell them that they are all perpendicular in 7-dimensional space! Using blue pen to draw red line is easy, you need to use a blue-colored pen but put red ink in it!
Simone Streeter (11 дней назад)
I love actors.
Dragaut (11 дней назад)
This wasn't funny It was creepy
Em Jay (11 дней назад)
When a 6 grader tries to explain to 3rd graders.
Coluna Gamer (11 дней назад)
Gay, you copy the video. Canal de shit.
Lauris Beinerts (5 дней назад)
Thoughtful.
Christian Stein (12 дней назад)
Jajaja genial, una introspección al pensamiento divergente.
Pluck Yeah (3 дня назад)
Acting too terrible to continue watching..
Pluck Yeah (4 дня назад)
+Lauris Beinerts  And imagine better acting?..
Lauris Beinerts (5 дней назад)
Close your eyes and listen then.
Piperfect (12 дней назад)
They need a better expert. I can draw 3 perpendicular lines easily using a Z axis. They should have gotten someone like Grant Sanderson as their expert. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYO_jab_esuFRV4b17AJtAw ......I bet he could draw 7 perpendicular lines.
Sean Surrao (12 дней назад)
Scary shit !
Jeff Dwyer (12 дней назад)
That looks like the secret committee designing the California gun laws
Relle M. (13 дней назад)
Wow. This is an amazing metaphor.
finalmattasy (13 дней назад)
As an expert, the bird problem remains unresolved. This sketch feel like every office meeting I’ve ever been to.
indian kurnia akbar (14 дней назад)
i've never been in this situation particularly, but it makes me frustrated. Plus it makes me more nervous bcs next year I'll graduate from college, as an engineer. fingercross.
IntuitiveGanesh (15 дней назад)
This was so accurate and it made me angry. I truly wanted to rescue the Chinese man and bomb everyone else's head off from their necks (perhaps a grenade at the brain stem?!?!).
Jovanie Bandiola (15 дней назад)
that kind of client is so annoying..
dgimpossibleman (15 дней назад)
Pretty accurate, if you realize this is an exceptional expert in two ways: he is trying to be agreeable, and he is good at communicating. This does not happen a lot when you are in IT circles!
Sutra Blue (15 дней назад)
have you ever exp, your boss order you to finish ridiculously impossible task, plus it must be done that day, you already tell it will be impossible, but the boss just telling to get done it cuz tomorrow it will be use for meeting or something. You know its impossible but you dont have much choice but to get it done. That day you sacrifice everything, meals, drink, your free time and you dont even get to sleep. The next day after you barely finish it and without sleep or breakfast you goes to office to report the task. Your boss come and without so much care he said lightly to you "I got new job to you and its urgen" you instantly reply "but boss I just had done this task so what about it" and yet he said "oh, thats not really important right now, this one is more urgent"
Abbass Hussain (16 дней назад)
Any Google HR people wanna check my solution?
Franz Galahad (16 дней назад)
Reminds me of my previous boss who wants the performance of a Galaxy Tab S2 with live data and gave me a WIFI only Galaxy Tab 3.
Carsten Hahn (16 дней назад)
I would simply draw 7 parallel red lines and tell them, two were drawn with green ink and two with transparent ink. And I would of course say that they are perpendicular
CasinoR (16 дней назад)
7 lines can be perpendicular to each other in a 7 dimension space. Pleeebb
Markinpuff (16 дней назад)
This is exactly what I go though in a specifications review with IT business analysis. Clueless to the core. However, some of this can be done by writing on glass with multiple layers.
Ed Petrovski (16 дней назад)
How many times have I been in a meeting just like this one? AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Aussie Valiant (17 дней назад)
This is almost too painful to watch. It is funny, but it is also a little too close to reality. So many highly paid f#$%wits out there doing just this.
Albert on Google (17 дней назад)
Draw 3 lines, fold the paper. Now you have 3 perpendicular lines. Repeat. On one paper, make a dot at the origin, take away the paper while keeping marker in place. Then place origin of other paper under the marker. Now you have a line in time dimension, and 7 perpendicular lines. Use blue and invisible ink that oxides to red. Instead of using a marker, use a stamp with a kitten image on it and stamp out a line of it. Problem solve.
D T (17 дней назад)
"can you describe what the end product should look like?..." poor guy
Nico Smets (18 дней назад)
Haha, great stuff!
kkk (18 дней назад)
thete gonna go with (black top) for there new canadent 👍🏼 good choice misses business person
Rod DaMan (18 дней назад)
You gotta wonder about people who down-voted this. Did they expect a swordfight and couldn't get past their disappointment?
spidervenom25 (18 дней назад)
That was just painful to watch. People are that stupid.
Kirk Hansen (19 дней назад)
I almost smiled once
goodluck sambura (19 дней назад)
pure comedy
Kur3nai (19 дней назад)
Enginering,IT ,desain graphic are the expert lol
Aidkit (19 дней назад)
Ok Youtube! I'll watch the video. Happy now?
Lauris Beinerts (17 часов назад)
+Aidkit Glad you enjoyed it - let me know what you think about the other episodes :)
Aidkit (18 часов назад)
+Lauris Beinerts This was really well done. Unfortunately been there done that. Not that I'm an expert but still. Also, Youtube algorithm is really weird. Suggesting a 5 year old video...not that I'm complaining :) Thank you. Will surely check the channel out. Have a great day!
Lauris Beinerts (5 дней назад)
Thanks for watching!
Lauris Beinerts (5 дней назад)
Yes
ponck sup (19 дней назад)
Lots of generals and few soldiers, a common problem in now days world.
rahul shrivastava (20 дней назад)
I can absolutely watch this again and again and still never get bored of this!!.. extremely well scripted!
Yara jarbou (20 дней назад)
Yes yes spot on , daily struggle right here !!!!
Daryl Allen (20 дней назад)
I watch this skit everyday! thanks for making this. I shared it on my Linkedin account, it didn't get many likes, LMAO!

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