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How Girls Get Dressed
 
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Doggy Toys: http://jennamarblesblog.com/shop This description is to be read to the beat and song of "Makes Me Ill" by N*SYNC, the greatest band that ever lived and hasn't died because THEY WILL NEVER DIE. Especially that curly haired one with the frosted tips. How you doin. If you are not familiar with this musical masterpiece it's here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUmT07... Okay now we begin the description: I was hangin with the marble Saw you with your awesome little Kermit made me jealous Oh wait just kidding that dog is mine also But it's all good cuz christmas trees are gay Ha Now I know that chimpanzees are not human But I can tell by looking that they like apples And kittens will have laser beams no matter what you say to me come on girl use your brain what are you poop? Call me a giraffe If you want to But I'm only a giraffe cuz I skipped school Say I'm jumping On a trampoline But I'm only out of all the prunes You can say I'm sliding Down a rainbow that's true Hey look at this glue You can see all the mini schnauzers are hungry so why don't you get them boobs It makes me weeee To see you six D nine all of those trees And you can't imagine how many smurfs There are in a cow Oh it makes me weeee To see you count All of the couches on the sun And you can't imagine how it feels to touch Your own hair out loud Girl I know you like Honda's That's cool cuz I like Honda's too and you know it Girl you know that we could drive them together And pick up our friends and high five their moms Ha Pee I can tell that you are vacuuming your roof But you don't have to take out your anger on Jim I think the square root of your heart Is the same as Joan of Arc I like shoes So just suck on this grape Call me a window If you want to But I like doors so I don't discriminate You can say that letters are stupid Well how else do you expect to read words There are many fires in the ozone Hey Paul! Where is your wallet You can toss a slinky down the stairs but make sure there's no one at the boooootttoooommmmmm Oh it seems so nice To go to church The night before a Sunday comes And then you're all like where's all the cheese Who brought doughnuts Oh it seems so cool To tattoo your face But you never know until you drink orange juice How come your brother has a mole on his neck I need a haircut Ohhhh It smells so hat in the summer But it's winter, winter It must be weird to be a blanket Or chair, or chair So put gloves on to your face, nana bread It makes cool bank To twirl a stick All over the dinner time And your dad told me that he likes chicken Did you feed the fish Oh a fridge is cold And your hand's hot That's how the big bang theory works And all of the crayons match your shirt today Did you bring your smock Oh the internet Has a kit To make your own beaded necklaces And sometimes the clouds make a dragon shape Under the crust There are many pens Where is your ham Rub lotion on to your clarinet And brunette people have hairy calves Circles are pears Airs Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhh Do do do do do do do do do dooooo doodoo is poop oop Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhh Pee pee pee pee pee is your favorite drink ink ink WHAATTTT We landed on the moon! In your faaaaaaaaaaaaace animals! Hahahahah.... it's Liam Hemsworth baby, come date all of us. AHHAH Please subscribe to my channel and my vlog channel! I make new videos here every Wednesday and make vlogs during my majestical daily life. JennaMarbles JennaMarblesVlog Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jenna-M... Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/Jenna_Marbles @Jenna_Marbles @CharlesMarbles @Kermit_thedog Merchandise (dog toys, shirts and more): http://jennamarblesblog.com/shop Blog: http://www.jennamarblesblog.com/ Tumblr: http://jennamarbles.tumblr.com/ Instagram JennaMarbles
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Auburn Coach Wife Kristi Malzahn Agrees with Match & eHarmony: Men are Jerks
 
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My advice is this: Settle! That's right. Don't worry about passion or intense connection. Don't nix a guy based on his annoying habit of yelling "Bravo!" in movie theaters. Overlook his halitosis or abysmal sense of aesthetics. Because if you want to have the infrastructure in place to have a family, settling is the way to go. Based on my observations, in fact, settling will probably make you happier in the long run, since many of those who marry with great expectations become more disillusioned with each passing year. (It's hard to maintain that level of zing when the conversation morphs into discussions about who's changing the diapers or balancing the checkbook.) Obviously, I wasn't always an advocate of settling. In fact, it took not settling to make me realize that settling is the better option, and even though settling is a rampant phenomenon, talking about it in a positive light makes people profoundly uncomfortable. Whenever I make the case for settling, people look at me with creased brows of disapproval or frowns of disappointment, the way a child might look at an older sibling who just informed her that Jerry's Kids aren't going to walk, even if you send them money. It's not only politically incorrect to get behind settling, it's downright un-American. Our culture tells us to keep our eyes on the prize (while our mothers, who know better, tell us not to be so picky), and the theme of holding out for true love (whatever that is—look at the divorce rate) permeates our collective mentality. Even situation comedies, starting in the 1970s with The Mary Tyler Moore Show and going all the way to Friends, feature endearing single women in the dating trenches, and there's supposed to be something romantic and even heroic about their search for true love. Of course, the crucial difference is that, whereas the earlier series begins after Mary has been jilted by her fiancé, the more modern-day Friends opens as Rachel Green leaves her nice-guy orthodontist fiancé at the altar simply because she isn't feeling it. But either way, in episode after episode, as both women continue to be unlucky in love, settling starts to look pretty darn appealing. Mary is supposed to be contentedly independent and fulfilled by her newsroom family, but in fact her life seems lonely. Are we to assume that at the end of the series, Mary, by then in her late 30s, found her soul mate after the lights in the newsroom went out and her work family was disbanded? If her experience was anything like mine or that of my single friends, it's unlikely. And while Rachel and her supposed soul mate, Ross, finally get together (for the umpteenth time) in the finale of Friends, do we feel confident that she'll be happier with Ross than she would have been had she settled down with Barry, the orthodontist, 10 years earlier? She and Ross have passion but have never had long-term stability, and the fireworks she experiences with him but not with Barry might actually turn out to be a liability, given how many times their relationship has already gone up in flames. It's equally questionable whether Sex and the City's Carrie Bradshaw, who cheated on her kindhearted and generous boyfriend, Aidan, only to end up with the more exciting but self-absorbed Mr. Big, will be better off in the framework of marriage and family. (Some time after the breakup, when Carrie ran into Aidan on the street, he was carrying his infant in a Baby Björn. Can anyone imagine Mr. Big walking around with a Björn?)
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The Great Gildersleeve: Gildy the Athlete / Dinner with Peavey / Gildy Raises Christmas Money
 
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Premiering on August 31, 1941, The Great Gildersleeve moved the title character from the McGees' Wistful Vista to Summerfield, where Gildersleeve now oversaw his late brother-in-law's estate and took on the rearing of his orphaned niece and nephew, Marjorie (originally played by Lurene Tuttle and followed by Louise Erickson and Mary Lee Robb) and Leroy Forester (Walter Tetley). The household also included a cook named Birdie. Curiously, while Gildersleeve had occasionally spoken of his (never-present) wife in some Fibber episodes, in his own series the character was a confirmed bachelor. In a striking forerunner to such later television hits as Bachelor Father and Family Affair, both of which are centered on well-to-do uncles taking in their deceased siblings' children, Gildersleeve was a bachelor raising two children while, at first, administering a girdle manufacturing company ("If you want a better corset, of course, it's a Gildersleeve") and then for the bulk of the show's run, serving as Summerfield's water commissioner, between time with the ladies and nights with the boys. The Great Gildersleeve may have been the first broadcast show to be centered on a single parent balancing child-rearing, work, and a social life, done with taste and genuine wit, often at the expense of Gildersleeve's now slightly understated pomposity. Many of the original episodes were co-written by John Whedon, father of Tom Whedon (who wrote The Golden Girls), and grandfather of Deadwood scripter Zack Whedon and Joss Whedon (creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog). The key to the show was Peary, whose booming voice and facility with moans, groans, laughs, shudders and inflection was as close to body language and facial suggestion as a voice could get. Peary was so effective, and Gildersleeve became so familiar a character, that he was referenced and satirized periodically in other comedies and in a few cartoons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Gildersleeve
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